게임 또는 유머

약사 아저씨 망치 있어요?

두나별 2010. 6. 27. 15:00

                                          토기 한 마리가 헐레벌떡 약국으로 뛰어와서 약사에게 말 했다.

                                                                  " 아저씨 당근 주세요"

                                                 "여기는 약국이란다. 당근은 야채가게에 가야지"

 

                                              다음날 토끼는 심각한 표정으로 약국을 찾았다.

                                                                    "당근 있어요?"

                                                                   " 당근 없다구"

 

                                                           그 다음날도 약국을 찾아갔다.

                                                               "저 감기 기운이 있어요."

                                                                        "그래"

                                                             "그러니까 당근 주세요"

                                                               화가 짠뜩 난 약사는

                                          "너 앞으로 또 당근 달라고 그러면 망치로 대가리를 부숴 버릴거다.

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                                                        다음 날 토끼는 다시 약국을 찾았다.

                                                            "약사 아저씨 망치있어요?"

                                                                     "망치 없다"

                                                                "그럼 당근 주세요"

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